So on Father’s Day, the day when we say thanks to pop, I would like to give you Fatherly Advice that I have been given, or other’s that have allegedly told their kids. Some of these are true, the first one, totally true.
I worked with Turko for about 3 years at channel 2. He never spoke to me, except one time, the day after my daughter was born. He said, ‘I heard you had a daughter. I have 2 girls. Lemme give you some advice. When you have a boy, you have to worry about one pecker. When you have a girl, you have to worry about all the peckers.’ We never spoke again.
Billy Ray to Miley: ‘Honey bear. Life gets better after your GED.’
JOE JACKSON TO JANET JACKSON: ‘You are my second favorite daughter. What is your name again?’
‘You got an acting job? I am so proud of you.
What will you be doing exactly? I have never heard of Peter North. What has he been in ?
“No matter what they try to tell you. We are NOT from Arkansas. Have never been, have no idea where it is. Nothing.’
Navin Johnson’s dad to him: ‘Lord loves a working man. Don’t trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.’
‘Excuse me? I left you nothing? Nothing? Son, this AIN’T a bat!’ #ohjojo
Andrew Luck to AC: OK, repeat after me. Junior, Jerzee, Jagger, Tyler, Karis, Julian, London, Alonzo, Deyjah,and Leilani. ‘
Happy Father’s Day!