Extra-Medium Monday

July 1st. Halfway there.

Halfway to where, I have no idea. But we are halfway there.

At least we have Thursday off. I hope all of us do, but for those who don’t, maybe this week’s Extra-Medium will make you smile.

Because it made me smile. Enjoy!

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Just think what all is in that beard. Jimmy Hoffa, 3 Egg McMuffins, 4 Cracker Barrel biscuit and gravy platters, Ameila Earhart, Lost dogs, etc. So not that bad.

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Some days I am glad I have no hair. Some days.

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For those who have wondered what I look like from behind, here ya go. He would text and drive but he ate his phone. And everyone else’s.

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Is that a duck face? Is this what Duck Dynasty is all about? Secondly, who is taking this pic? Third, I am spending way too much time on this.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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You know what, I like this. He is obviously saying, Fu*k You World, Here I Am! I bet he wears this everywhere too, I would.

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And almost do.

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God I do NOT want to see the front of this.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ELVIS……HAS EATEN THE BUILDING……#ohjojo

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OK, a few things. It looks like the best snacks are under her chin. This is how we get terrorists to talk. And that apron was used in the America’s Cup in 1988 when Australia won. #NoYouShutUP

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Happy Monday Everyone!!!

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Pretty sure God has a sense of humor and I will come back as this. Well played Almighty One, well played.

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12 Comments

  1. Diane Rosenburg July 1, 2013 2:49 pm  Reply

    Oh my gosh, ELVIS has a “camel toe”!
    *Scarred 4 Life*

    • Joe Dubin July 1, 2013 11:55 pm  Reply

      I just NOW noticed that…..Gross

      • R.M. in Hermitage July 2, 2013 12:09 am  Reply

        I bet you don’t have the balls to say that to his face.

        • Joe Dubin July 2, 2013 12:35 am  Reply

          wanna bet

          • R.M. in Hermitage July 2, 2013 12:43 am 

            Bet… is that some sort of Viva Las Vegas reference?

          • Joe Dubin July 2, 2013 12:46 am 

            Maybe….maybe not

        • Joe Dubin July 2, 2013 12:36 am  Reply

          He knows where to find me! (tombstone)

  2. jen July 1, 2013 5:25 pm  Reply

    YOU GO!!!!, big bald dude on the beach!!!!

    • Joe Dubin July 1, 2013 11:55 pm  Reply

      Oh he is going allright…Prolly to wal mart

  3. R.M. in Hermitage July 2, 2013 12:08 am  Reply

    How did you get a hold of my beach pic? Copyright infringement. You WILL hear from my lawyer. As soon as I fish my phone from my fanny pack. Yes, damn it, there is a fanny pack down there… .somewhere.

  4. Tracey July 2, 2013 12:25 am  Reply

    ‘Elvis ate the building,’ well done Joe, well done.

    • Joe Dubin July 2, 2013 12:35 am  Reply

      tips hat, thank you

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