Extra-Medium Monday (and a few extras)

WHY??

WHY??

Vomit!

I seriously wanted to vomit watching Nik Wallenda walk over the Grand Canyon last night. I cannot recall the last time I sat on the edge of my seat, sweating profusely, nervous and about to throw up. Except for the one time Swiper stole Dora’s bag and Dora picked up a .45 to shoot Swiper. (She was later picked up on other charges.)

 

DORA-THE-EXPLORER-65944-300x225

 

Anyhoo, working on Extra-Medium while watching Nik walk across the Grand Canyon took me awhile to recover. I had never seen Twitter filled with one subject EVER in the 3 years I have been on it. Amazing.

The second thing that comes close……..Extra-Medium.

Special thanks to @leecrowe and @jzubu for contributing to this week’s EM.

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MY GOD!  NEW SHOW, 'SEPTIC TANK HEROES.'

MY GOD! NEW SHOW, ‘SEPTIC TANK HEROES.’

 

BACKSTAGE AT MAURY?

BACKSTAGE AT MAURY?

 

AN ACTUAL HUMAN ECLIPSE.  I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE BEHIND HER.

AN ACTUAL HUMAN ECLIPSE. I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE BEHIND

HER.

QUICK, GET THE DOC!  HE IS CROWNING!!

QUICK, GET THE DOC! HE IS CROWNING!!

 

A DIET COKE?!  A FU*KING DIET COKE??  GET AWAY!!!

A DIET COKE?! A FU*KING DIET COKE?? GET AWAY!!!

 

HOW SWEET!  NOT TOO OFTEN YOU GET TO SEE WORKERS BATHING AN ELEPHANT.  #PRESH

HOW SWEET! NOT TOO OFTEN YOU GET TO SEE WORKERS BATHING AN ELEPHANT. #PRESH

 

LOOK AT THE BALL LOOK AT THE BALL LOOK AT THE BALL LOOK AT THE BALL LOOK AT THE BALL

LOOK AT THE BALL
LOOK AT THE BALL
LOOK AT THE BALL
LOOK AT THE BALL
LOOK AT THE BALL

 

NOBODY MAKES ROAD KILL, LIKE PAPA JOHNS.

NOBODY MAKES ROAD KILL, LIKE PAPA JOHNS.

 

AHHH YES!  THE SWEET SMELL OF A BOOGER.  SO NICE!

AHHH YES! THE SWEET SMELL OF A BOOGER. SO NICE!

 

LEBRON PICKING LE'BOOGER

LEBRON PICKING LE’BOOGER

 

ENJOY EXTRA-MEDIUM MONDAY MY FRIENDS. YOUR GOAL TODAY? NOT TO MAKE THIS LIST.

EVER!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 Comments

  1. Jane June 24, 2013 3:24 pm  Reply

    Awesome beyond belief!!!

  2. Cat Cooper June 24, 2013 3:36 pm  Reply

    Dangit, Joe! Dora doesn’t carry a bag. It’s a backpack backpack backpack backpack.

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