The Titans made it official today announcing that NFL legend, both as a coach and player, Dick LeBeau was named as assistant head coach and will probably call the defense, too.
LeBeau has spent 56 years in pro football, 14 as a player and 42 as a coach and has won several super bowls so Titans fans have to be a little bit excited.
LeBeau is also 77 years old and most of us wish we could still be kicking butt at that age.
So, without further ado, hear are the Dick LeBeau’s headlines that we SHOULD see in the paper.
“LEBEAU: FRENCH FOR ‘WHY?”
“77 IS THE NEW 76”
“FROM SUPER BOWLS TO SUPER AVERAGE”
“FROM ROETHLISBERG TO METTENBERGER TO WHAT THE F BURGER”
“STEEL CITY TO MUSIC CITY”
(That one might actually make the paper. Sorry for that one.)
“EVEN THE AARP IS WONDERING WHY HE IS GOING TO THE TITANS”
“TITANS LURE LEBEAU AWAY FROM STEELERS WITH PROMISES OF DAYTIME NAPS”
“LEBEAU VOWS TO RUN ATTACKING DEFENSE. BUT FIRST, ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW”
“LEBEAU SAYS HE IS READY TO HIT THE GROUND RUNNING AND, DAMMIT, HE BROKE HIS HIP”
“WHISENHUNT SAYS LEBEAU BRINGS TOUGHNESS, LEADERSHIP AND A MEAN MATLOCK DVD COLLECTION TO THE TEAM”
“TITANS BRING ABOARD LEBEAU; SHUFFLEBOARD NOW A TEAM BUILDING ACTIVITY”
AND THURSDAY MORNING, WHILE TALKING TO OUR GOOD FRIENDS AT WZTV ABOUT THE HIRING OF DICK LEBEAU, THEY PUT UP THIS, WHAT THEY CALL IN THE BIZ, A LOWER THIRD. ENJOY
YES, THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.