One of the most annoying things at the end of each year, is the list of, ‘The Best and Worst from the Year.’
I loathe those damn lists.
So, because of my utter disdain for those lists, here is my list of the Best and Worst from 2013.
I think this is right.
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THE BEST OF 2013
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PEYTON MANNING
MANNING CAME BACK FROM A BAD CASE OF GOUT AND AN EXTREMELY BAD CASE OF ALOPECIA TO TURN IN AN AMAZING YEAR IN THE NFL.
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THE DUCK DYNASTY DUDES
CAUGHT A LOT OF GRIEF WHEN THEY SHOT AND KILLED A MAN WHO APPROACHED THEM WEARING A, “I LOVE THE OAK RIDGE BOYS,” T-SHIRT WHEN THEY GOT CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT THE GUY MEANT BY LOVE. IT WAS LATER DISCOVERED THE MAN WAS GEORGE ZIMMERMAN.
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EMPEROR PALPATINE
SPEARHEADED A DRIVE TO BRING CLEAN WATER AND MOSQUITO NETS TO THE PLANET ZATRON IN QUADRANT 4-B
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NASHVILLE PREDATORS HEAD COACH BARRY TROTZ
HIS CALENDAR WHERE HE POSED WITH DIFFERENT BOXERS, LIKE THE ONE ABOVE AND WITH MIKE TYSON, GEORGE FOREMAN AND OTHERS, RAISED 1.5 MILLION FOR CHARITY.
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AEROSMITH LEAD SINGER STEVEN TYLER
DONATED 3 MILLION TO CHARITIES IN BOSTON AND MAINE.
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THE WORST OF 2013
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THAT SIGN LANGUAGE DUDE
FROM THE MANDELA MEMORIAL SERVICE, HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS DOING WHEN HE WAS REVEALED HE WAS JUST DOING THE ‘BORN TO HAND JIVE BABY’ FROM GREASE MOVIE.
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THE TENNESSEE TITANS OFFENSIVE LINE
OCTOGENARIAN TITANS OWNER BUD ADAMS SPENT 1.4 BILLION ON A NEW OFFENSIVE LINE AND THE BLOCK FUNCTION ON TWITTER DID BETTER THAN THESE DUDES. THIS IS ACTUALLY THEIR REACTION WHEN THE 49ERS CAME TO TOWN.
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JIM CANTORE
JIM CANTORE PASSED AWAY WHEN, AFTER ALL THE BAD WEATHER HE COVERED IN HIS LIFE, FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO HIM WHEN COVERING HURRICANE DHAMADETRA, HE WAS SUCKED INTO A GIANT SHARK’S MOUTH.
NO?
DAMMIT, THAT WAS A DREAM I HAD ABOUT HIM. SORRY.
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NICK SABAN
HAD THE WORST YEAR WHEN HE FINALLY REALIZED THAT AFTER ALL THE MILLIONS AND ALL THE CHAMPIONSHIPS, HE STILL LIVES IN ALABAMA.
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JUSTIN BEIBER
BEIBER HIT PUBERTY AND WELL, THERE YA GO.
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and finally,
JAY LENO
HIS LAST FULL YEAR HOSTING THE TONIGHT SHOW.
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There ya have it, the best and worst of 2013.
@BIGJOEONTHEGO
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