And The OSCAR Goes To…….

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The Academy Awards are Sunday night and Hollywood’s elite will gather to pat themselves on the back for another year of great times and massive paychecks for a lot of films we did not see, nor, ever heard of.

So, like always, we at BJOTG are here for you to tell you what the best movies of 2014, were really about.

Enjoy.

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AMERICAN SNIPER

 

It is the story of Joan Rivers career on the red carpet

 

JOANRIVERS

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WHIPLASH

 All it takes to be in a Bart Durham commercial

 

 

bartdurham

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THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING

 

 

If all of our moms got together and made a movie.

 

Grannies

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SELMA

 

Life, without Patty

 

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BIRDMAN

 

The story about the son of a millionaire, who became a billionaire, who became a rebel, who became an icon and who hired average head football coaches and fleeced two cities, badly. 

 

 

BUDADAMS

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THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL

 

The true story about a desk clerk who works at a hotel, where an annoying fly bugs her all day and her “quest to kill the pest.”

 

buddhapest

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THE IMITATION GAME

 

True story about a pro football team, the Titans, that imitates their main rival by signing a Quarterback who looks just like theirs.

 

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BOYHOOD

 

A sad story about a 97 year old man, who thinks a lot about the last time the Tennessee Titans were good, back in his boyhood.  

 

OLDMAN

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