A Week In The Life Of Johnny Football

All-Access with Johnny Football

All-Access with Johnny Football

 

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got the call about 3 weeks ago from one of Johnny Manziel’s reps asking if we at BJOTG would be interested in following him around for one week, unfiltered, with complete access. I said, absolutely, but we need access to everything or we are not doing it.

They agreed and provided us with Johnny Football’s journal, where he put every single thought he had. And we mean, every single thought. It started on Tuesday, June 11th and ran through Sunday, June 16th, Father’s Day.

Here is a week in the life of Johnny Football……

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TUESDAY, JUNE 11TH

5:30 (AM)- Woke up to that damn cell phone ringing again. Someone asking if I wanted to be on Fox & Friends….Umm, hellz yeh…Megan Fox, I would luvs to be on her…..and she has friends….lemme call the boys….dont mind waking up for this….

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5:44 (AM) G** Dammit…..G** Dammit!!! Evidently Fox & Friends is some bullsh*t tv show somewhere……bitch please….back to bed I go….

6:11 (AM) Arrghh….can’t sleep….its that damn dream again where I beat Alabama….oh wait…I am up now….might as well watch some tv….damnit….forgot I had a paper to do for Urban Studies….Will get Coach Sumlin to write some BS….

8:04 (AM)….Sweeeeet…just changed my profile pic on ChristianMingle.com of me with the Heisman….

10:14 (AM)…..God I hate this class….No one talks to me….no one looks at me…..quiet as a Mother effer in here…..

10:15 (AM)….WTF is study hall?

12:05 (Pm)…..Just got a call at lunch from the Producer of The Bachelor….25 women over 6 weeks? I do that in a weekend…NO THANKS!!

5:00…Just finished up my final class of the day……Speaking Canadian Level II….always have to be thinking about my future, yo!

On The Road

On The Road

10:44….Went to the Spurs game….God people quit asking me how I got tix…I AM JOHNNY FU*KING FOOTBALL!! Tickets come to me….anyway, met Destiny and Faith tonight…..Thank God that is a O’Doul’s in my hand…..Wink, Wink…

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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12TH

7:05 (AM) On the road to the beach for two days…..looking forward to just sitting in a beach chair…not talking to anyone, not calling anyone and NO GIRLS…..Drama free for two days…..

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11:34 (PM) ….I AM JOHNNY EFFIN FOOTBALL…..DONT EVER FORGET IT……HEISMAN WINNER!!!!!

11:37……..G** Damnit…..CHER WILL NOT QUIT CALLING ME…..

11:41……..Hey, quiet, everyone quiet…..Who the hell is George Michael and what does he want with me???

11:54……I AM JOHNNY FOOTBALL…..HEISMAN WINNER…..BREAK IT DOWN BITCHES……HE-IS-(DA)MAN…YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT I AM…..

12:04…..lets keep this party going……

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THURSDAY AND FRIDAY, JUNE 13TH AND 14TH

No entries in his journal.

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SATURDAY, JUNE 15TH

6:44 (AM) Back in College Station. God, I hate this fu**ing place. Just got a call from a friend, wants to go to NYC for the weekend. Said he has a free round-trip ticket on Southwest. Bitch please! JOHNNY FOOTBALL DOES NOT FLY COMMERCIAL!!!

10:33….I am Hawngry…..just pulled up at McDonalds. They just got done serving breakfast…not quite lunch time…..Dude at the window speaks no english….the louder I speak, he still doesn’t understand. How dumb do you have to be??

10:35….Lady behind me said he is not deaf, he just can’t speak English very well…..I asked her if she knew who I was…..she didnt…..God, I hate this Fu**ing town!!

1:33 (pm)…..Heading over to Houston to catch the Astros game tonight……how dumb does a team have to be to name it after the dog on the Jetsons? so stoooopid….

2:12….Just prank called Saban again……asked him if he wanted to buy siding for his house….he said no, I said, what about a personality??? HAHA…Boom roasted! Another win for JOHNNY FOOTBALL!!

2:44….LeBron just texted me…again…

3:13…Nick Saban just called and insulted me…..Said I look like the kid off the tv show, ‘The Middle.’

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I replied back by showing him, my middle finger!! I win…….again….

5;22….Before the game, stopped off at the Casino…..I just won big at blackjack….some Texas LongHorn fans giving me sh*t about winning…..hey ass face, this tweet is for you…

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8:22….the Astros suck worse than that Oklahoma football team we beat in the Cotton Bowl….

8:44….Leaving H-town….just word of a major PARTAYY back in College Station…cant wait…

10:12…went to the house of the party, no one there..

10:22….another house supposedly having it…..no one there….JF is getting pissed…

10:45….Found out it was all a joke on me……Fu**ing Saban……I am so mad I am going to tweet…

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Unfortunately, JohnnyManziel’s rep called us early Sunday morning and said they were done. And asked if we had Saban’s address.

 

2 Comments

  1. DWFilson June 18, 2013 4:01 pm  Reply

    You left out an entry from late June 14th…
    Had to identify Clay Travis in a lineup. Campus police caught him sniffing my underwear again

  2. BigJoeOnTheGo » Amazing Year And Thank You! December 31, 2013 10:17 pm  Reply

    […] Thanks for the comments on the sports stuff on the SEC coaches and the story on Johnny Manzeil from back in the summer. http://bigjoeonthego.com/a-week-in-the-life-of-johnny-football/ […]

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