A Public FASHION Service Announcement

Sweaty Nasty People

Sweaty Nasty People

 

Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?

Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops. (From Step Brothers)

Sometimes I just have to scratch my glowing  bald head.  A lot.  And this makes me do it.

What some people wear to games in blazing heat that amazes me.  Simply amazes me.  At the Vandy baseball game on Saturday, the temp was about 85 degrees.  And there was not a cloud in the sky so it probably felt like 100.  Now imagine sitting in the stands for a game in that heat.  A 3 hour game.  Let me ask you a question.

What would you wear?

Exactly.

A better question might be, what WOULDN’T you wear?

Here is what I saw at the Vandy game.  Several people in long sleeve shirts and jeans.  Read that again.  And one person had on a sweater vest.

Where their calendars stuck on January 22nd?  I was in the pressbox in air conditioning and sweating.  I found one of them in the crowd, sweating like a pig.

Look, we all sweat.  All of us.  And it is nasty.  Just nasty.  In fact, here are the 3 phases of the JOJO sweating.

THIS IS WHAT I THINK I LOOK LIKE WHEN I SWEAT

THIS IS WHAT I THINK I LOOK LIKE WHEN I SWEAT

 

THIS IS HOW MY FRIENDS SEE ME WHEN I AM SWEATING

THIS IS HOW MY FRIENDS SEE ME WHEN I AM SWEATING

 

AND THIS IS HOW I REALLY LOOK.  #SMH

AND THIS IS HOW I REALLY LOOK. #SMH

 

 

 

 

So the message from me is this.   Think twice before you leave your house in summer time.  For others, please think 6 or 7 times.  For some, just stay in.

4 Comments

  1. Joe Dubin June 8, 2013 11:30 pm  Reply

    OH JOJO…..too damn funny…

  2. chargerjenn June 9, 2013 1:05 am  Reply

    You’re so witty hahahaha

  3. pudding pop June 10, 2013 1:58 am  Reply

    we all know the sweater vest was Daunic.

  4. Big Ben June 10, 2013 1:59 am  Reply

    Now you know why I take my shirt off at Preds games. Its not for the paint. I’m just trying to cool off. That’s all.

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