A Closer Look

So Prince William and Kate are in the states for a few days and the collective world has lost its ever-loving mind.

That’s kinda cool though because they are royalty and with that, everyone of self-importance wants to have their photo taken with them.

NBA commissioner Adam Silver took what might be the creepiest and most uncomfortable picture with the future King of England before a basketball game Monday night between the Brooklyn Nets and the Cleveland Cavaliers.

And it is our job to make fun of it.

PRINCEwilliam

1-DONT CROSS THE YELLOW LINE PLEASE

2-SHE IS THE FUTURE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.  WHY IS SHE CARRYING A PURSE?

3-THIS IS ACTUALLY A WAX MUSEUM AND PRINCE WILLIAM IS ON THE FAR RIGHT WITH A STATUE OF WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE 20 YEARS AGO.  WITH THE PRINCE, KATE BECKINSALE. 

4-MY BAD, THAT IS ACTUALLY HER KINDLE, NOT A PURSE.  SHE WAS STREAMING THE SERIES FINALE OF SONS OF ANARCHY. 

5-THE COMMISH AND THE PRINCESS, SHOWING HOW TO PLAY DEFENSE IN THE NBA.

6-THAT IS AWFUL FORM FOR A BOUNCE PASS.  JUST AWFUL.

7-I HAVEN’T SEEN A WHITE GUY THAT STIFF WITH A BALL SINCE ZACH METTENBERGER ON SUNDAY.

8-THE COMMISH: “I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET PEYTON MANNING.”

9-THE COMMISH IS WEARING ANDY DUFRESNE’S SHOES FROM THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION.  THE ONES HE PUT IN THE BOX AND SWAPPED THE WARDEN’S.

10-THE BALL SHOULD READ “BALDING” INSTEAD OF SPALDING.

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

2 Comments

  1. Brutus December 9, 2014 7:55 pm  Reply

    Unless this pic has been tampered with it appears Kate has her some “kankles”

    • Joe Dubin December 12, 2014 1:56 am  Reply

      How about you growing up?

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