ASK BIG JOE?  Oh yes!!

ASK BIG JOE? Oh yes!!

 

Gotta say when this idea was floated out there to me by the webmaster, I said to him, ‘You know you aren’t getting paid to do this right?’  After he nodded, I think, we discussed the parameters for this.

Zero.  People will ask and we will give out the advice.  Think of me as a Dear Abby, except alive.  #OhJoJo

So here we go.

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DEAR JOE, (FROM KYLE IN NASHVILLE)

IF A PICTURE PAINTS A THOUSAND WORDS, THEN WHY CAN’T I PAINT YOU?

Kyle,

Great question.  Two things.  Either you are out of paint OR your word document is set at a 500 word limit.  Thanks!

question-mark1                                 DEAR JOE, (UNCLE MIKE FROM DONELSON)

WILL DONELSON EVER GET A STARBUCKS?

Uncle,

Tough question, but fair.  Since Donelson just got indoor plumbing in March, let’s see how that goes before we try to get fancy.  Mmmmkay?

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DEAR BIG JOE, (SPENCER-parts unknown)

THIS WEEKEND IN ATLANTA, THEY ARE HAVING A PREGNANT BIKINI CONTEST.  I WANNA KNOW TWO THINGS.  WOULD YOU EVER GO AND WHAT WOULD BE A MALE EQUIVALENT OF THIS?

Spencer, wow, don’t hold back.  First off, it is disgusting.  These women are being paraded around like dogs.  Secondly, there is a male equal to this.  It is called NASCAR………(Hey Spence, hit me up on Google Plus with all the deets on this bikini contest.  Sounds hot!)

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DEAR BIG JOE, (JENNIFER)

DC OR MARVEL?

Jennifer, great question.  I have never been to DC but I have been to Marvel.  I love the Steak and Shake there.  And Ms. Ruth’s sweet tea is something else.  Oops, I am being told that WAS NOT sweet tea.  OK.

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DEAR BIG JOE, (TED)

JOE, WITH ALL THE WONDERFUL work you do for your community and for all those charitable organizations, along with the hours spent planning and hosting your award-winning radio show, how do you find time to come up with all these humorous observations that brighten our lives? YOU MUST BE LIKE CHUCK NORRIS OR SOMETHING?

Ted, I am sorry.  I fell asleep 7 minutes into reading this question.  What was it again?

question-mark1                                    Dear Joe, (Don)

ANIMAL OR VEGETABLE?

Great , great question Don.

question-mark1                             DEAR BIG JOE, (TED)

DO YOU HAVE A BUCKET LIST?  IF, SO WHAT IS NUMBER ONE?

Ted, let me ask you something.  Are you bored?

question-mark1                                      DEAR BIG JOE, (Randall)

I CANT TELL WHAT IS COUNTRY AND WHAT IS POP ANYMORE?  CAN YOU PLEASE HELP?

Thanks Randall.  Look it is pretty simple.  Are singers pretty?  Then pop, if not, country.  Keith Urban, pop.  John Rich, country.  Carrie Underwood, pop.  Gretchen Wilson, country.  Better now?

question-mark1                     DEAR BIG JOE, (Jolene)

WHEN WILL NASHVILLE GET SOME REAL DEPARTMENT STORES?  ONES THAT WE DON’T HAVE TO GO TO NYC TO VISIT.

Jolene, with your name, the only store you need to worry about is Wal-Mart.  Maybe, just maybe, Target on occasion.  But mostly Wal-Mart.

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OK, that is it for this week.  Remember to email me your questions, Ask@bigjoeonthego.com and we will do this every Thursday.  I am exhausted after answering all of these.  Wanna see a pic?

EXHAUSTED!

EXHAUSTED!

Ahh, Love me some Papa Johns.  Yes, that is him.  Hammered!  That is what I kinda look like right now.

 

6 Comments

  1. @Savage_steve June 13, 2013 3:24 pm  Reply

    Is the answer to life, the universe, and everything still, ’42’?

  2. Farris_TN June 13, 2013 3:59 pm  Reply

    Animal or Vegetable JoJo?
    Animal or Freakin’ Vegetable?
    Dear sweet baby Jesus, PLEASE ANSWER!

    Animal or Vegetable?

    By the way, you’re awesome! Can I get a RT?
    …. Wait What? Wrong site?

    #*%$ <– Bad Word

  3. KAY June 13, 2013 4:36 pm  Reply

    I love you Joe Dubin. question. Why can’t they make it easier to get to Wendy’s on Donelson pike? I almost die every time I try to have lunch there.

  4. Donna June 13, 2013 8:31 pm  Reply

    Well, it’s Donna, not Don. Thanks for the compliment. Now what was the answer??

  5. Ted June 13, 2013 11:55 pm  Reply

    Yes, Joseph, I AM bored. I’m reading your blog, right? I needed ideas for my own bucket list. But thanks for making me look like a loser. Preesh that.

  6. Stacey June 14, 2013 1:22 am  Reply

    You know that Gretchen Wilson can probably kick your posterior to the moon with one hand tied behind her back while holding a sandwich in the other, right?

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