1, 2, and 3

There is that book, ‘The 5 People You Will Meet In Heaven,” which, if you haven’t read it, need to do so.

Then there is a book I am going to write called, ‘3 Celebrities You Would Love To Smack.’

And it will be a huge success.

If you could smack 3 celebs, who would it be?

(By the way, you CANNOT pick a woman.  For obvious reasons that I don’t need to explain.)

OK, here is number one

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billmaher

BILL MAHER

I would love, love, love to smack him.  Just look at that face.  Cannot stand him.

Congrats Bill, you are #1.

Number 2 is……….

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Keith-Olbermann

KEITH OLBERMANN

This one was really close.  I mean really close.  The smugness of this guy drives me nuts.  In fact, I thought ESPN with him in the 90’s was terrible and brought on the decade long bad hire of anchors there who thought they were just too funny.

He gets slap #2.  Congrats Keith.

And #3 on my list is…….

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piers-morgan115

PIERS MORGAN

I loathe this dude.  In fact, I might dislike him more than anyone but then I look at Bill Maher and Olbermann and he goes back to #3.

But it is close.

So, go ahead and pre-order your copies of ‘3 Celebrities You Would Love to Smack.’

@BIGJOEONTHEGO

18 Comments

  1. Ken October 2, 2013 10:44 pm  Reply

    I agree with your number one and three and would like to add Gloria Alred

    • Joe Dubin October 3, 2013 1:24 am  Reply

      Lol, Gloria Allred…..

  2. James October 2, 2013 10:48 pm  Reply

    1. Nicki Minaj
    2. Taylor Swift
    3. Ryan Suter

    • Joe Dubin October 3, 2013 1:24 am  Reply

      HAHAHAAH….Ryan Suter! classic…

  3. Brutus October 2, 2013 11:02 pm  Reply

    I wouldn’t really call him a celebrity I guess but definitely a moron. I still can’t believe he has his own show, I guess being able to speak clearly and have decent knowledge of the English language isn’t a requirement for MSNBC or they exempted Al. Oh yeah, I wouldn’t slap him, I’d punch him.

    1.Al Shaprton
    2. Al Sharpton
    3. Al Sharpton

    And all “The Wiggles” Maybe the weirdest group of men ever!

    • Joe Dubin October 3, 2013 1:24 am  Reply

      MSNBC is the worst!!!!

  4. Dennis Filson October 3, 2013 1:11 am  Reply

    Your three are perfect!

    • Joe Dubin October 3, 2013 1:23 am  Reply

      Thanks buddy. I really do hate Bill Maher and Olbermann. Piers, I just want to smack.

  5. Russ Hendricks October 3, 2013 10:59 am  Reply

    I don’t know….I would be tempted to change #3 to Bart Durham for all his stupid commercials.

    • Joe Dubin October 3, 2013 11:12 am  Reply

      Russ, Pretty sure Bart passed away back in 1983.

  6. Brutus October 4, 2013 3:24 am  Reply

    The “Bear” died in 83 on my B-day. Jack Dempsey & Tennessee Willaims also gone in 83 to name a few.

    • Joe Dubin October 4, 2013 10:45 am  Reply

      Bart Simpson, Bear-Hug

  7. Brutus October 4, 2013 4:00 am  Reply

    Williams

    • Joe Dubin October 4, 2013 10:44 am  Reply

      Dean Williams?

  8. Jean marie October 4, 2013 4:15 am  Reply

    Jim Grey (for that Pete Rose interview)
    Tom stupid Brady (for being himself)
    Brett Mussberger (for ever opening his mouth)
    Couldn’t care much less how badly I misspelled their names. They all need a slap in the chops.

    • Joe Dubin October 4, 2013 10:44 am  Reply

      YES!! Jim Gray, little prick. What about Stephen Moles?

  9. Brutus October 4, 2013 12:30 pm  Reply

    Oh yeah, Jean Marie is on the list along with that punk D. Moles

  10. Brutus October 4, 2013 12:59 pm  Reply

    No, Dean & Burke

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